IN-SECURITY Scene1.

(SN 1 EPI 1- BOOTY CALL )

INT:YOUR CRIB - NINE AM

It was one of those mornings you wake up and scratch your crotch ,rhythmically from stern to bow ,and take a massive yawn because the previous night you slept at four ,working .The laptop hibernating ,mug on the bed (Irish coffee spilled to the side of the covers) and the phone still ringing because the message alert was a full mp3 tone.

“Ystrday wz awesm...We shud do ths agn soon.xoxo <3 .” Message ID ,Kate ,your girlfriend (whom you met at four but had to leave early because she had a meeting to attend) .MEETING!!!WHAT!!!

You suddenly lose the drowsiness you had because...you spent the night alone ,fully dressed save for socks and a tie .Tell me about it !You try to call her back but damn !Your prepaid cell phone is out of units .You flip through the phone to check your mobile account ,nothing.


DING! DING! DING! The local shop! “Why didn’t I think of that before?”
You quickly slip on some sandals ,grab some coins and rush out...Halfway to the shop ,you realize how tired you are .You start counting the coins you picked ,aw mayne ,they’re not enough .You think of going back home ,then of asking the shopkeeper for credit on credit then she appears ,radiant and smiling as ever .You walk confidently to her intending to ask for a top-up then you realize how stupid the thought was .

Cindy: (walking over ) Hey duche ,how’s the going?

You: Cindy! Oh my...long time no see, come here ,gimmie a hug...Oooh!

Cindy: Where the hell have you been holed up you son of a dyke?

You: So you still as gross as ever huh .I love that .Going to work?

Cindy: To church ,of course I’m going to work.

You: But its kinda late innit

Cindy: It depends on what you mean by late .It’s not that tight at my place of work

You: Aha .Lemme walk you to the stop then

Cindy: Are you hitting on me?

You: No, I’m spitting at you. What d’you think?

Cindy: (walking)Ain’t you working today or something?

You: Well, my office is right here (pointing at head )tools of trade.

Cindy: Oh really (looking distracted )are all those people heading to town by any chance?

You: (jokingly)They’re going to the Mara.

Cindy: Hmmm wewe.(serious)But there are no motorgaris

You: You think?

Cindy: What’s up with your blonde jokes?

You: I’m pretending you didn’t say anything.

Cindy: At this rate I’m going back home, taking a hearty breakfast and a 30minute nap before I come back here. Maybe there’s a traffic crackdown of sorts.

(Cindy’s phone rings )

Cindy: Hello (pause)there’s an emergency I had to attend to. Meanwhile, could you please cover for me (pause) yeah (pause) aha (pause)you’re the bomb! mmmwah! (hanging up) You won’t see my ass till later (looking up) So I’m like going back to my house. I didn’t have enough sleep so...

You: (cutting her short)Me neither.What do you think we go back to my place and chill out for a while? You’ve never been to my place,right?

Cindy: Aha.

You: Now’s your chance. I have some breakfast we could share.

Cindy: (sneering)Naah! I don’t think so. What’s on the menu? I hope it ain’t cereal.

You: There’s only one way to find out (devilish grin)

Cindy: Are you on some cheap weed or something?

(Y’all walk away laughing.)

cheater

"hi sweetheart?wea r u?"she askd wen he picd her cal"am in church."there wuz sm organ church musik playin in the backgrnd."its an all-nighter so i guess al c u in the morning..." she wuz convincd. He hung up n switchd the phone off thn put it on the dresser near the condoms. He pickd the remote n changed the music then took his champagne flute n went 4 a refill in the ice-bucket. The room service wuz gr8. The complimentary bowl of strawberries hadn't been used yet. He glanced @ the bed n smiled,forbidden fruit tasted sweetest. He sat on the edge,took the whip-cream n strawberries thn slowly crept towards his prey. The voluptuous torso,vaguely visible in the dark room,was cooing invitingly at him. He went 4 the toes,he had a fettish 4 toes n ran his lanky fingers under them. They were manicured beautifully,bt he had 2 turn the bedside lamp on. There are things he needed light 4,n wat he wuz about 2 do wuz 1 of them. He din't knw wat effect it had bt it wurkd wonders,the lil frolick under the toes,ticklish bt arousing,or so they sed. She had her hands under her thong ryt nw,rubbing in circular motion,her boobs nearly popping out of her bra. He wuz hard,ramrod hard bt he took his time. She tightend her thigh muscles as he workd the toes. Thn he turnd her over n wrkd his way up her calfs n behind her knees...she quivered,he made his way up her inner thigh n round her butt.

memories

It wuz sum out of a movie,"wat u doin kesho?"she answerd,"nun"the event wuz lil. Guyz showd up. She got there n cald me. I wuznt @ the venue. She thot ad stood her up. She went 2 buy cake thn came bak wit a friend. I saw her frm afar n recognizd her. I luvd the hair. She'd flattend the bangs out.The event wuz fun. We left early,her angelic eyes glittering in the multicolord lyts of the city @ nyt. Her butterscotch laced lips gleamin n inviting. I walkd her 2 the bus stop,my feet gettin heavier wit each step. I couldnt handle the heat. I lookd dwn @ her,she had tht sparkle in her eye. I held her close,she archd herself closer n i reachd dwn. She met me halfway n the rocket launchd. We kissd. I wuz headed 4 mars at a suicidal pace. The street wuz blurry. I cudnt c the pple passing by nor did i care. I wuz in the zone. We walkd on,sumtymz lettin her lead so i cud enjoy the view. Ther wuz a certain sexy spring in her step,it turnd me on. I held her by the waist,we walkd on.it must hv been chester hse coz i jus noticd é writing after we detangled. We hd 1 mo last 1. Hot,passionate n steamy. The guyz walking by applauded.thn came the bus ride. The driver wuz jus distracted.the streetlyts alternatin lyk a nytlight. The frnt seat wuz steamy 4 lack of a better word. On the way dwnhill,we couldnt control the inferno. The flames consumed us 2 embers....2b contd.

DIARY OF A COLLEGE STUDENT: COUGAR BOSS

Never been this broke before, not even my savings could sustain me for the weekend. It just hit my mind, there’s this mamma and by mamma I mean a cougar who usually hangs out at my favorite local joint where my boys and I get time to unwind, you know, away from our main squeezes’
So this mamma is always there whenever I step in and never fails to wink at me and we all know what that means. Even the dumbest of men would straight away join the dots and conclude that this cougar was in dire need of the ‘daddy stroke’ I couldn’t let this chance slip by and besides, she seemed loaded and true to her looks, she was. We stepped out of the joint, got into her CAR, drove off to a secluded spot and did the deed (energizer bunny) but do I say! Unfortunately with my rib in my mind but I didn’t hold back, besides, she was going to enjoy the fruits of my labor.
I love my girl and that’s what counts. I refuse to call this cheating. It’s more like my newly found part time job of which my credentials came highly recommended. My pay, of course tax free plus what my folks send me monthly is just enough for me and my main squeeze.
Did I mention how sizzling HOT my ‘BOSS’ is, lest I forget her generosity,
‘’stay on top of your game and you will definitely get a pay rise’’
Her words, not mine.
©Nana.

DIARY OF A COLLEGE STUDENT: ATM THEORY:

'Nice and nice to know you let's do it again,like we did it on a one night stand,girl I wanna be more than a friend,to you'
My eardrums went numb for a minute there,he actually sang this song on bended knees at a wedding I had attended not only coz I love weddings,but it was a friday(I call it F-DAY,fornication day and besides,I had my FB-fornication bag with me) and what other place could possibly provide prospective clients than the haven where I was lucky enough to be invited....
I was actually scanning the area for my candidates when I was rudely interrupted by that forsaken voice.My work face had already set in and was on my way to 'interview' one of my ATMS and eventually check the balance to see if it were enough for my hair and rent....
So one of my 'ATM' outlets is totally hang up on me,tried all sorts of tricks to avoid him,including assuring him that my ATM card is expired and I had no intentions of renewing it.
Before the whole stalking saga,I thought he understood clearly that there was supposed to be no strings attached.Truth be told,thoughts of renewing my card has often crossed my mind but hey,my taste buds keep reminding me to shower them with different flavors.My intuition on the other hand never fails to bring me up to date on which flavors to furahisha my taste buds with,provided my expenses are taken care of,gotta look good,besides,I have principles to uphold,life has got to go on.

©Nana.

LETTER TO ‘’MHESHIMIWA’’

Would you please explain, ‘’bwana mheshimiwa’’ why you have to disrupt my busy schedule by making me wait in traffic just because you want to beat traffic to be in time for a luncheon which my taxes pay for, when in actual sense, you should be the one held up, you should be the one giving me way to go exhaust my intelligence so that you could have your daily bread. Hell I do more for my fellow citizens than you do, you should be the one calling me MHESHIMIWA, you should be consulting with me first about developments for your people before you assign your goons to survey a piece of land for you to satisfy your own interests .I think, no I’m certain that you do not even remember three quarters of the things you preach when you are gunning for votes, envisioning the comfort you have when sited back left in my car, yes my car, because my money purchased it. You deserve a gate away, yes a gate away, only that this time, you won’t have the satisfaction of having a return ticket. I cast my vote to give you employment, ain’t it funny how I get turned away at your headquarters when I come seeking for employment. Come to think of it I should be the one sited on the boss’s luxurious leather sit while you go and tarmac for ideas that would develop my environment, I should be the one issuing out assignments for projects that will help create a comfortable life for my people, You should be the one having sleepless nights clouded with thoughts of the people you work for,
‘’did mama nani’s daughter go to school today?’’
‘’are the hospital equipments working? Are my people getting the medical attention they deserve?”
‘’are the students being taught in schools?”
It is sad that you have not realized that you have driven me to the edge. It is said that patience pays, but with you it PAINS.I am tired of being between a rock and a hard place. And so I have decided to push back with all that I have.
It is a NEW DAY, it is a new ERA.
See, I have a notion,
With the best intentions
So hold my hand fellow citizens and help me make our lives worth living.
‘’bwana mheshimiwa,’’ GOOD RIDDANCE, not to bad rubbish but to unwanted hypocrisy.
©Nana.

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