IN-SECURITY Scene1.

(SN 1 EPI 1- BOOTY CALL )

INT:YOUR CRIB - NINE AM

It was one of those mornings you wake up and scratch your crotch ,rhythmically from stern to bow ,and take a massive yawn because the previous night you slept at four ,working .The laptop hibernating ,mug on the bed (Irish coffee spilled to the side of the covers) and the phone still ringing because the message alert was a full mp3 tone.

“Ystrday wz awesm...We shud do ths agn soon.xoxo <3 .” Message ID ,Kate ,your girlfriend (whom you met at four but had to leave early because she had a meeting to attend) .MEETING!!!WHAT!!!

You suddenly lose the drowsiness you had because...you spent the night alone ,fully dressed save for socks and a tie .Tell me about it !You try to call her back but damn !Your prepaid cell phone is out of units .You flip through the phone to check your mobile account ,nothing.


DING! DING! DING! The local shop! “Why didn’t I think of that before?”
You quickly slip on some sandals ,grab some coins and rush out...Halfway to the shop ,you realize how tired you are .You start counting the coins you picked ,aw mayne ,they’re not enough .You think of going back home ,then of asking the shopkeeper for credit on credit then she appears ,radiant and smiling as ever .You walk confidently to her intending to ask for a top-up then you realize how stupid the thought was .

Cindy: (walking over ) Hey duche ,how’s the going?

You: Cindy! Oh my...long time no see, come here ,gimmie a hug...Oooh!

Cindy: Where the hell have you been holed up you son of a dyke?

You: So you still as gross as ever huh .I love that .Going to work?

Cindy: To church ,of course I’m going to work.

You: But its kinda late innit

Cindy: It depends on what you mean by late .It’s not that tight at my place of work

You: Aha .Lemme walk you to the stop then

Cindy: Are you hitting on me?

You: No, I’m spitting at you. What d’you think?

Cindy: (walking)Ain’t you working today or something?

You: Well, my office is right here (pointing at head )tools of trade.

Cindy: Oh really (looking distracted )are all those people heading to town by any chance?

You: (jokingly)They’re going to the Mara.

Cindy: Hmmm wewe.(serious)But there are no motorgaris

You: You think?

Cindy: What’s up with your blonde jokes?

You: I’m pretending you didn’t say anything.

Cindy: At this rate I’m going back home, taking a hearty breakfast and a 30minute nap before I come back here. Maybe there’s a traffic crackdown of sorts.

(Cindy’s phone rings )

Cindy: Hello (pause)there’s an emergency I had to attend to. Meanwhile, could you please cover for me (pause) yeah (pause) aha (pause)you’re the bomb! mmmwah! (hanging up) You won’t see my ass till later (looking up) So I’m like going back to my house. I didn’t have enough sleep so...

You: (cutting her short)Me neither.What do you think we go back to my place and chill out for a while? You’ve never been to my place,right?

Cindy: Aha.

You: Now’s your chance. I have some breakfast we could share.

Cindy: (sneering)Naah! I don’t think so. What’s on the menu? I hope it ain’t cereal.

You: There’s only one way to find out (devilish grin)

Cindy: Are you on some cheap weed or something?

(Y’all walk away laughing.)